Never Trust a Big Butt and a Smile!

I keep reading blogs that other people post, and I have decided that I am just not measuring up when it comes to having an interesting and exciting life. Don't get me wrong, I love what I'm doing with my days and I certainly wouldn't change very much, but I feel as though I'm lacking something significantly important by not having a blog to share my thoughts in. I mean, my mind is terribly interesting, so why shouldn't I force my babble and opinions on whoever chooses to read this - isn't that the entire point of a blog?

The truth of the matter is that I get a little bored sometimes, especially when I am in procrastination mode (i.e. NOT wanting to write another fucking paper), and I feel as though my only outlet is a survey on MySpace! God knows I've filled out every survey that could possibly exist, and probably bored everyone to tears with my redundant answers. So, I have decided to rely on a new outlet - the blog! I can assure you I will post very infrequently, and anything I say will be pretty useless and likely a bit understimulating. But, that's the beauty of owning something, now, isn't it? It's mine and I will do with it as I please, biatch!

So, to begin, I will briefly update you on my life at present. I am interning for the disability resource center at Metro State, working as a case manager for students with disabilities. This experience thus far has been amazing, and I have decided I absolutely, one hundred percent made the right decision to pursue Social Work as my field of study. Additionally, I am attending school full-time and am quickly heading into my final semester! I will be graduating in May 2009, and am excited as crap! Yes - I like to say "as crap". In fact, I told a lady at work the other day that her outfit was "cuter than crap". She smiled, and I was pleased with myself. Speaking of work, I have finally become a bonafide make-up artist. I work for Clinique at Nordstrom, and it's pretty much the bomb. I spend my time making women pretty, and I have shitloads upon shitloads of free make-up. Talk about a girl's ultimate dream...

I date. That's something that seems to be relatively consistent. Although, I'm not sure "dating" is the appropriate term. I think it would be more honest to say that I hang out and have sex with someone, and by hanging out, I mean to say that we have sex. I am not being crass or sharing too much - it just happens to be the truth. He's sexier than crap, and I like it. But, that's not to say that I don't also think about alternative venues ("venue" being "men" in this case). I have an ex who I love dearly, and he happens to love me too. That's something that stays on my mind, and I feel pretty lucky to have someone so amazing in my life. Otherwise, there's someone else that I have thought about, but nothing has really come from that so far. I guess one of us will have to make a move eventually if there's any real interest. Truly, though, I enjoy being single, especially when I go dancing with my hot, single, female friends! I think the whole dating thing is kind of funny, and the other day, my very innocent co-worker, Amanda, asked me,"So, how are all of your boyfriends"...ha!

The only other interesting thing to share at this exact moment is that I am in the process of applying for graduate school. I am submitting applications to both Denver University and Newman University (in Colorado Springs). Both schools have excellent MSW (Master in Social Work) programs, and I am really excited to see what happens. The biggest obstacle that I am currently pondering is the whole tuition thing. Not quite sure how I'm going to work that out, but I have been told that I have the ability to make things happen when I really want something. I have such wonderful friends and family.

So, that's me and my life in a nutshell. Oh, I forgot to mention that I really want to be more committed to working out and eating healthier, and that is a goal I really plan to implement starting immediately. I seem to have excellent follow through in every area of my life, except this one. So, I'm really pushing myself to stay focused and make this a priority. Feel free to hold me to this if I start mentioning a major slacker attitude!

Anyhow - this is my self-introduction. Now that we've gotten this bad-boy out of the way, I will plan to post something else that is like, about something. Totally.